😂 Funny

Pustak kholte hi neend aise aati hai jaise humne koi lori sun li ho 📖

Kal se diet shuru karne ka plan har baar agli raat ko fail ho jata hai 🍕

Humare alsi hone ka record koi nahi tod sakta, bas koi competition ho jaye 🛌

Phone ki battery 10 percent hote hi hamari typing speed record todne lagti hai ⚡

Hum subah jaldi uthna chahte hain, par kambal hume jaane hi nahi deta 🛌

Dieting shuru karte hi pata nahi kahan se momos aur golgappe aakar rasta rok lete hain 🥟

Online shopping cart mein cheezein add karke chod dena meri sabse sasti therapy hai. 🛒

Mera routine itna solid hai ki 'aaj se padhai shuru' har roz naye josh ke sath shuru hota hai. 📚

Zindagi mein itna shant rehna hai ki koi ladai karne bhi aaye toh main snacks offer kar doon. 😂

Padhai karne baitho toh achanak deewar ka rang bhi bohot interesting lagne lagta hai 😜

Mera dimag aur mera phone, dono hi 1% battery par sabse zyada speed pakadte hain 📱

Subah jaldi uthne ke faayde bohot hain, par pehle uthne ki himmat toh mile 😂

Jab bhi wajan kam karne ki sochte hain, pizza aakar gale laga leta hai 🍕

Humara aalas dekh kar neend bhi sochti hogi ki main kiske paas aa gayi hu 😴

Account mein balance dekh kar aisa lagta hai ki humne bank nahi, charity khol rakhi hai 💸

Paisa bachaane ka sochte hi wishlist se notifications aane lagte hain 🛍️

Social hone ka mood banaya hi tha ki neend ne gale laga liya 😴

Zindagi mein sab theek chal raha hota hai, phir achanak phone ki battery 5% ho jaati hai 🔋

Alarm aur mere beech ka rishta bas snooze dabane tak hi chal pata hai ⏰

Dieting to kal se pakka shuru thi, par samose ne beech mein aakar mudda bhatka diya 🥟